Showing posts with label Masterline Theater. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Masterline Theater. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Line o' the day: Incoming!


"McCain's hand grenade has exploded the rot at the core of today's feminists; and by exposing the inner emptiness of feminism, she has also torn apart the center of all the victimhood/identity politics that have driven the Democratic Party for a generation."
                                    -- Dr. Sanity: McCAIN'S HAND GRENADE & DEMOCRATIC MELTDOWN

Via Vanderleun and Larwyn.
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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Lines o' the day: Obama votes present on the economy and Iran


I've got several winners. Let's start with The Anchoress:

Obama, Empty suit. Untruthful, blithering empty suit with too many dubious connections. Ask him about the AIG bailout, he votes “present.” If Palin had answered as he did, she’d be excoriated as “stupid” and “not ready.” But he’s The One. Put him in the WH with a Dem controlled Congress and a few judges to name to the SCOTUS and you can just turn out the lights.

Number Two: Iran's president prepares for his visit to New York:

Speaking to reporters at a press conference ahead of his visit to New York, Ahmadinejad also repeated previous anti-Israel comments, calling the Holocaust by Nazi Germany a "fake."

The Iranian President stated that the Jewish state wouldn't survive in any form.

He smirked at a former mantra of the Israeli right of a "Greater" Israel that would include occupied Palestinian territories, saying that while "some say the idea of Greater Israel has expired, I say the idea of a Lesser Israel has expired, too."

Number three: John McCain describes the ramifications of the protest against Iran's nutjob "president" Mahmoud Ahma-asshat (I think that's the way his name is spelled). There's an anti-Iran rally scheduled for Monday and Hillary Clinton was invited. When she found out that Sarah Palin was also invited, she instantly dropped out. Reportedly, the George Soros (a prime backer of MoveOn.org) and Barack Obama teams then swung into action and pressured the rally organizer to disinvite Palin. John McCain's response?

Regrettably that invitation has since been withdrawn under pressure from Democratic partisans. We stand shoulder to shoulder with Republicans, Democrats and independents alike to oppose Ahmadinejad's goal of a nuclear armed Iran. Senator Obama's campaign had the opportunity to join us. Senator Obama chose politics rather than the national interest.

Number four: EIB describes the ramifications of the botched rally against Ahmedinejad:

...if the Democrat Party and its extreme kook fringe cannot even unify, if we can't stand as one against the threat by Iran, then what the hell can we unify on? Why the hell should we be worried about the crossing the aisle and trying to break bread, make contact, find some sort of commonality with people like this, who would rather embarrass Sarah Palin and deny her a chance to show up and protest Iran or this group, the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, what is there that we have in common with these people? How do you compromise with people who hate the country? How do you compromise with people who want this country to lose military conflicts? The Soros crowd, the far left, how do you compromise with them? Why do you want to walk across the aisle and meet 'em halfway or even partial way? Why don't you instead just want to wipe 'em out politically?

Number five: Jennifer Rubin, writing at Pajamas Media:

But Barack Obama may have been the biggest loser on a number of fronts... Obama is after all struggling to overcome skepticism in the Jewish community. His past affiliation with Palestinian groups, his flip-flop on an “Undivided Jerusalem,” his coterie of advisors who have made troubling comments regarding Israel or America Jews have given pause to some Jews, the vast majority of whom have voted Democratic in presidential elections.  The fact that partisan politics by Obama’s allies — and perhaps his own campaign — submarined an event in defense of both U.S. and Israeli interests will not go unnoticed. Many will ask: “Is bumping Palin off the stage more important than standing up to Ahmadinejad?” It seems so.

Number six: Barack Obama's website, describing his tough stance on Iran.

Diplomacy: Obama supports tough, direct presidential diplomacy with Iran without preconditions. Now is the time to pressure Iran directly to change their troubling behavior. Obama and Biden would offer the Iranian regime a choice. If Iran abandons its nuclear program and support for terrorism, we will offer incentives like membership in the World Trade Organization, economic investments, and a move toward normal diplomatic relations. If Iran continues its troubling behavior, we will step up our economic pressure and political isolation. Seeking this kind of comprehensive settlement with Iran is our best way to make progress.

Obama appears to be doing his best to live up to the nom de guerre long assigned to the Democrats: Party of Weakness.

His pathetic, feeble statement is sure to have Mahmoud and Khameini quaking in their boots. No wonder Iran's proxy -- the terrorist group Hamas -- endorsed Obama.

Update: Jewish groups were threatened with the loss of their tax-exempt status if they invited Palin to speak at the anti-Ahmadinejad rally. But ACORN is still tax-exempt?
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Friday, September 19, 2008

Line o' the day: Out of warranty


Duane, writing at Hugh's site, describes Barack, uh, Obama's Inspirational Address To The Barbra Streisand, um, Hollywood Elites.

Obama:

So this should be a celebratory, but the truth is that, uh, I’m in a different mood tonight, um, partly because, uh, we just saw this week, uh... uh... a storm sweep through the Gulf, and there are millions of people without power, tens of thousands of people without a place to live. Uh, here in Los Angeles, there was a tragedy that, uh, took the lives of so many. Uh... and over the last couple of days, we’ve seen reports of the worst financial crisis that we’ve had in generations. Uh... and we don’t yet know how it’s going to play itself out...

I guess the teleprompter was in the shop.

$28,500 a plate doesn't buy the kind of speech it used to.
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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Question o' the day


Hugh Hewitt asks (via Larwyn):

If you had to trust all your money and your family's money to the care of either Barack Obama or John McCain, whom would you chose?

Keep in mind Obama's stellar stewardship of the Annenberg Challenge.

Well, there's that.


And don't forget about his stunning track record as a "community organizer"...


...and as a "State Senator."
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Monday, September 15, 2008

Line o' the day: Scrutiny, with the emphasis on "Scru"


"If Barack Obama's past had been subjected to one tenth the media scrutiny during the full year of his candidacy, to which Sarah Palin has been subjected during the last 11 days, Obama .. would be junior senator from Illinois."

-- The American Thinker's James Pennington (via PrestoPundit).
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Saturday, September 13, 2008

Line o' the day: Jonny Quest!


Sharp Knife:

Have you noticed how Johnny Quest and Hadji keep telling us they know Osama bin Laden's home address?


Biden:

[What about] the Superhighway of Terror between Pakistan and Afghanistan where my helicopter was forced* down...John McCain wants to know where Bin Ladin and the Gates of Hell are? I can tell him where. That's where Al Qaida is. That's where Bin Ladin is. It's not in the country of Iraq.

Obama:

John McCain likes to say that he'll follow bin Laden to the Gates of Hell - but he won't even go to the cave where he lives.

Since the Man from U.N.C.L.E. and the Man from U.R.K.E.L. have bin Laden's street address, isn't it incumbent on them--especially on this day--to give that information to the real authorities?

C'mon, heroes; give Homeland a call. You can even remain anonymous--if it's possible to be any more anonymous than you've already been in this fight.

Just a quick reminder: Race Bannon voted Republican in the last eight elections.
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Sunday, September 7, 2008

Line o' the day: Hatred that moves heart and soul


Nick Cohen, writing at The Guardian:

Hatred is the most powerful emotion in politics. At present, American liberals are not fighting for an Obama presidency. I suspect that most have only the haziest idea of what it would mean for their country. The slogans that move their hearts and stir their souls are directed against their enemies: Bush, the neo-cons, the religious right.
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Saturday, September 6, 2008

Line o' the day: Podhoretz suggests a McCain retort on change


Via Powerline, John Podhoretz suggests a response to Sen. Obama's question where have you been for 26 years?:

Here’s where I have been. I changed campaign-finance law. I changed telecommunications law. I took on the tobacco companies when other Republicans wouldn’t. I took on the cable companies when they wouldn’t let people choose what channels they might want to watch. I saw a standoff in the Senate on confirming judges and I changed a standoff into a bipartisan agreement. I took on the earmarks and the Bridge to Nowhere and the breaks for oil companies you, Obama, voted for in 2005. And I helped change the war in Iraq from a defeat into what appears to be a victory. Where have you been for 26 years?

Errr... community organizing?
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Friday, September 5, 2008

Lines o' the day: Steyn, Giuliani, Romney


The real anointed one (Mark Steyn), writing at The Corner:

I would like to thank the US media for doing such a grand job this last week of lowering expectations by portraying Governor Palin - whoops, I mean Hick-Burg Mayor Palin - as a hillbilly know-nothing permapregnant ditz, half of whose 27 kids are the spawn of a stump-toothed uncle who hasn't worked since he was an extra in Deliverance.

How's that narrative holding up, geniuses? Almost as good as your "devoted husband John Edwards" routine?

And from the RNC speeches, Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney:

GIULIANI: [Obama] ran for the state legislature, and he got elected, and nearly 130 times he couldn't make a decision. He couldn't figure out whether to vote yes or no. It was too tough. He voted, he voted "present"! I didn't know about this vote "present" when I was mayor of New York City. Sarah Palin didn't have this vote "present" when she was mayor or governor. You don't get "present." It doesn't work in an executive job. For president of the United States, it's not good enough to be present.

ROMNEY: Is a Supreme Court decision liberal or conservative that awards Guantanamo terrorists with constitutional rights? It's liberal! Is a government liberal or conservative that puts the interests of the teachers union ahead of the needs of our children? It's liberal. Is the Congress liberal or conservative that stops nuclear power plants and offshore drilling, making us more and more dependent on Middle Eastern tyrants? It's liberal! Is government spending putting aside inflation, liberal or conservative, if it doubles since 1980? It's liberal! We need change all right. Change from a liberal Washington to a conservative Washington.
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Monday, September 1, 2008

Line o' the day: Unanimous Winner


Commenter Jane at Just One Minute:

"What kind of mother raises a daughter that gets pregnant at 17 outside of wedlock?"

"The kind of mother that raised Barack Obama?"

Runner-up goes to Mike Huckabee: "You know Sarah Palin got more votes as a mayor in Alaska than Joe Biden did for President."

Update: The Stuffington Roast's Lee Stranahan backhands the Kos whackjobs:

That diary got 'rec'd' -- voted as one of the 'Best Of' on DailyKos. The diary is uncited, breathless, and spins a story that's totally far-fetched. Without going through the whole hot mess point by point, I'll mention that no doctors, nurses, hospital workers or other patients have come forward to say anything was amiss. Plus, there's this picture.

The irony for me, of course, is that despite making over fifty short political videos with a clear progressive point of view, I was banned on DailyKos for saying that it seemed reasonable that John Edwards was seen at the Beverly Hilton late at night.

Why does the Kos inevitably lead to 108-degree flu-symptom crazy? One might simply ask why a bear craps in the woods. Or why Michael Moore always buys two first-class seats for air travel.

Hat tip: Larwyn
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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Palin Reaction o' the Day


Vanderleun spotted the best Palin reaction yet.

"The smart liberals are worried. The dumb ones think they've won."

Another of his commenters adds:

With her selection she reminds us that the American political system was set up by our founders to be run by ordinary citizens who aren't necessarily professional politicians.

Pree-cisely.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Pure Economics


A president's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old.

Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president.

Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension.

Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November.

How's that for non-partisan thinking?

Sent by: Jerry. Thanks!

Update: Snopes calls bull on this piece, so I'm going to have to throw Jerry under the bus!

Did you hear that thump?
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Sunday, August 24, 2008

Lines o' the day: Awesomely awesome


Ron Hart: "It takes two Americas to warehouse John Edwards’ sins."

Allahpundit: "Top Clinton advisors tell CNN they’re outraged by how she was treated... The only way this could be more awesomely awesome is if it involved robots. As it is, I’m downright woozy at the thought of what’s in store on Tuesday night."

Commenter Robcon at Hot Air: "[The Democratic ticket has] bigger problems..
Obama Biden
Osama Binladen."

Ann Althouse plays Boggle™ with the candidates' names:


• Hmm. Obama Bin Biden. That's catchy!
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Monday, July 28, 2008

Line o' the Day: Spray some Bactin on that, Sen. Obama!


John McCain on the opponents of victory:

We rejected the audacity of hopelessness.

Fausta adds:

In spite of Obama’s grand tour efforts, 300 foreign advisors, and hundreds of reporters in tow, there’s no Europe Effect in the polls.

Deafeatism may sell in Europe, but it doesn’t sell in America.

Someone hand Obama an ice-pack. That's gonna leave a bruise.
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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Quote o' the day: No we can't (give credit where credit is due)


Charles Johnson:

How in the world do you give a speech about the fall of the Berlin Wall ... and not even mention Ronald Reagan?

Hat tip: Rants & Refinements
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Quote o' the day: Respect and Unity


Senator Barack Obama on the U.S. Military (via Astute Bloggers):

That requires... us to... have... enough troops that we're not just air-raiding villages and killing civilians, which is causing enormous problems there.

Michelle Obama is our runner-up for her optically frightening descriptions (New Yorker, 10 March 2008):

I asked [Michelle Obama] if she was offended by Bill Clinton’s use of the phrase “fairy tale” to describe her husband’s characterization of his position on the Iraq War. At first, Obama responded with a curt “No.” But, after a few seconds, she affected a funny voice. “I want to rip his eyes out!” she said, clawing at the air with her fingernails. One of her advisers gave her a nervous look. “Kidding!” Obama said. “See, this is what gets me into trouble.”

Party Unity: It's fantastic!
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Friday, July 18, 2008

Line o' the day: McCain's candid feedback


Describing Barack Obama's magical mystery tour to Iraq, John McCain observed:

"He would be going to a very different Iraq had we done what he wanted to do. There would be chaos, there would be sectarian violence, and there would be increasing Iranian influence."

That's gonna leave a mark.

The runner-up? Charles Krauthammer:

If we had listened to him, we'd be looking at a strategic calamity.

Update: The Weekly Standard's Obama, Democrats, and the Surge (They were against it before it worked.):

Obama, then, was not only wrong about the surge; he was spectacularly wrong. And he continued to remain wrong even as mounting evidence of its success gave way to overwhelming evidence of its success.

But Obama is not alone. Virtually the entire Democratic party, including every Democrat running for president, opposed the surge.

Not to worry. The American Left has been spectacularly wrong on slavery, Nazism and Communism as well.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Line o' the Day: Who gets upset about 'toons?


The Daily Show's Jon Stewart (via The Weekly Standard and Larwyn):

Barack Obama is in no way upset about the cartoon that depicts him as a Muslim extremist.

Because you know who gets upset about cartoons? Muslim extremists!

Of which Barack Obama is not. It's just a f-----g cartoon!
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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Line o' the day: Obama's next move


Abe Greenwald, writing in Commentary Magazine.

It's clear that Obama and his supporters are guilty of the charge they'd grown accustomed to leveling at the Bush administration: no Iraq foresight. It's true that President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld had not come up with a plan B in the case of strong Iraqi resistance. Obama and Co. have failed to consider what their next move would be in the face of U.S. success.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Line o' the Day: Surberisms


Don Surber on endemic vote fraud:

In addition to requiring a photo ID from voters, perhaps a mirror should be held to their nostrils to make sure they are still breathing.

Ever notice that it is always the Democrats who register in the cemeteries?
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