SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

B sent this one.SUBJECT: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP DEAR AMERICAN: I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU. I AM WORKING WITH MR. CHRISTOPHER DODD, MILLIONAIRE SENATOR, WHO WILL BE MY REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF ...

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Larwyn's Link Kerplosion: 'One of the Great Success Stories of All Time'

Face the State: "Democracy Alliance memo details Dem plan to "educate the idiots" and target minorities"The Corner at National Review: "I've had it with the Left and I've had it with "conservatives" who haven't had it with the Left."Reuters: "Vatican official attacks U.S. Democrats as 'party of death'"Newsbusters: Maureen Dowd ditched in Pennsylvania by McCain campaignCopious Dissent: Hugh Hewitt eviscerates the mainstream media (on CNN, no less)Jack Cashill: Did Bill Ayers write Obama's 'Dreams'?Jammie Wearing Fool: 'This is One of the Great Success ...

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The Mortgage Meltdown Trial of 2010

You may call the final witness.Your Honor, I call the head of the Federal Reserve.Sir, could you describe how defendant Dodd -- former Senator Christopher Dodd -- interacted with Fannie, Freddie and the financial services companies under his purview as head of the Senate Banking Committee?During the past 20 years... PACs and employees of these firms contributed more than $13 million to Dodd... including nearly $6 million in the past two years.That's $250,000 a month from people who expected protection. And he protected them alright. All the way ...

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Depressed

DC sent this one in.I was so depressed last night so I called Lifeline.Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.I told them I was suicidal.They got all excited and asked if I could drive a tru ...

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Worst Congress Ever. Donate now.

These past two years we've seen the most disfunctional, unpopular and irresponsible Congress in our lifetime. The Worst. Congress. Ever.For the first time in US history this Democratic-led bunch abandoned our men and women in uniform on the battlefield by voting against funding war operations. They voted to lose a war.... Damn the consequences.We've also seen gas prices more than double and the economy collapse as Democrats continue to offer no answers and no relief! We've seen Democratic politicians caught in scandal after scandal. We've also ...

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Barack Obama's Top Seven Fuel-Saving Tips

It's not just proper tire inflation, ki ...

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Why you simply must vote for Barack Obama

I've arrivitated at a substantial list of reasons I'm endorsiating Barack Obama. After serious contemplatious ruminitation, I've come to the irrefutile conclusion that it just makes sense.Because energy prices must increase now to force a quick transition to environmentally friendly technologies:The accompanying map depicts "The No Zone." This is the region surrounding the United States where Democrats have blocked oil exploration for decades.Democrats oppose drilling in deepwater, even though Hurricanes Katrina and Rita proved that modern offshore ...

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